If I Could Go Back...

I would totally lose my virginity to this little ditty. George is little bro to guitaring crooner Justin Nozuka who I absolutely love. I have only heard a few of George's songs, but this one was enough to make me a fan. It's on repeat in my car for now. ENJOY!!!


Talk to Me by George Nozuka YouTube Video

Couple: Edward and Jasper

Scenario: Edward's been fighting his feelings for his roommate for a long time now, but after one look, a subtle touch and several perfect kisses he knows that sleeping with Jasper is the right thing to do. He's nervous, but he's ready and he knows that Jasper will lead him every step of the way.

Recommendation: Go back in time and lose your virginity to the RIGHT person while listening to this song.

Sloppy kisses and licks to Aiden for recommending this song to me. Love you BBA!

Mmmmmm Daddy...

U Already Know by 112

Couple: Jacob and Rosalie

Scenario: Doesn't really matter what day it is. Jake wants his little girl ready for him and he wants her ready now. Rose knows better. Fucking around with Jake behind closed doors is such a bad idea. But that's just the way she likes it.

Recommendation: I think having sex to 112 goes hand in hand with having sex to Barry or certain R. Kelly songs. You just have to do it.

Note: I have no idea what took me so long to do this couple, but here they are and this song suits them so nicely.

My WHAT is on fire?!!?

So Nickelback kinda ruined a lot of recent rock for me ( sorry i hate that guy's voice) so I was a little hesitant to give Kings of Leon a try. Well fuck me if I don't love them and this song and I know a lot of my fellow twi- ladies love it too.

Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon YouTube Video

Couple: Jasper and Alice

Scenario: It's Wednesday afternoon. Jasper has been out of town on business for two weeks and finally he's coming home to see his woman. Alice has planned a romantic dinner for them at home, but what she didn't plan on was Jasper coming home a few hours early. He's not worried about dinner. All he's hungry for his every piece of her.

Recommendation: Grab someone you are absolutely lusting after and ravage them... a few times. (Make sure the feelings are mutual before you do though.)

Thanks a million and tons of licks and kisses to Kas for turning me on to this song.

Oh and this video is one of the sexiest rock videos i have ever seen. do check it out.

It's What's For Dinner...

I know this picture of JT is old, but its one of my favorites. I LOVE JUSTIN and have loved him since I was 14 years old. My Nsync obsession was severe. I was so jazzed when he broke out on his own and had not one, but two great solo albums. I can't wait until he stops sucking face with Jessica Biel and gets back in the studio. I'll stop rambling and say that this song is one of the MANY sexified singles on this album. If you don't have this album run out and get it. NOW!

Futuresex Lovesound by Justin Timberlake YouTube Video

Couple: Edward and Bella

Scenario: It's Sunday Afternoon and Edward is stuck on the couch with a broken leg. Bella has been ever the doting girlfriend waiting on him hand and foot, but he needs more. Worse yet, he feels terrible because he can tell she's aching too. Bella's protested against all his naughty advances, but in a moment of weakness he can't resist pulling her on top of him and going to town... with his tongue.

Recommendation: Sit on your lover's face. That's pretty much it.

No official video for this song... I know it's tragic cause JT is just so damn fine, but this fan-made clip isn't half bad.

Pass me the Remy...

This song just makes me giggle. Remy Shand is a great artist. Its a shame that his career sort of fizzled. Oh well... Enjoy the song and the corny video!

Take A Message by Remy Shand YouTube Video

Couple: Emmett and Rosalie

Scenario: These two always seem to be fighting and making up, then fighting some more and making up. Emmett's tried apologizing for his most recent fuck up, but this time Rose is just plain over it. But maybe if she wont listen to what he has to say, she'll pay closer attention to what his body is telling her when he takes her right on the living room floor.

Recommendation: No real recommendation this week. This song is just so ridiculous, but awesome all at the same time. I could totally see Emmett thinking that this is the perfect song to get his lady in the mood. The instrumental is good to hump to, but I can't honestly focus with Remy's voice in the background. Add it to the silly strip tease list.

Next week's song will be back to the typical sexy. Hehe.

Take what you want... then make him beg for more.

I have been a Spice Girls freak since I was 13 or so and I still love listening to their music all the time. Oddly enough so does my dad. This song just hasn't gone out of style and I don't think it ever will.

Holler by The Spice Girls YouTube Video

Couple: Jake and Nessie

Scenario: It's Tuesday afternoon and Nessie is studying with her best friend, who she just happens to be lusting after. Jake wants her too, but loves teasing Nessie, poking fun at the idea that he may just be a little too much for her to handle. A final wise crack forces her hand and she mauls him. Jake is pleasantly surprised.

Recommendation: If anyone is underestimating you in the bedroom, put this song on and shock the shit out of them.

Read more about MY favorite couple in swill122's one-shot Alpha's female. It's HOT!

I kissed a girl... and then some

Me and Mrs. Jones by Billy Paul YouTube Video

Couple: Rosalie and Bella

Scenario: It's Saturday Morning and their boys think they are out on their weekly shoe shopping excursion. What they don't know is that ever since one accidental drunken kiss, their ladies can't keep their hands off each other. They aren't at the outlets, they aren't at the promenade. They're at the Hilton, ripping each other's clothes off. They've tried to stop, but they can't. The tribbing is just too good.

Recommendation: As with threesomes, I can't really encourage the affair. Most end is some messy fashion, but by all means, partake and enjoy it while it lasts.

Read a little more about these two in my one shot... Me and Mrs. McCarty, named for this particular sexy jam. Just thought I'd throw in a picture of the girls for good measure.

You know the answer...

I am not all that familiar with Floetry's whole catalog, but I love the hell out of this song. These two babes really know how to let it all out and then ask for more. ENJOY!!!!

Say Yes by Floetry YouTube Video

Couple: Edward and Bella

Scenario: It's Monday morning and Bella is not in her own bed. After a rare, but amazing Sunday Night, one night stand she needs to plan her escape. But when she's faced with the sleeping, red-headed, sex god with his arm linked around her waist she realizes that maybe instead of making a break for it, she should wake Edward up and take him for another slow, slow ride.

Recommendation: This song is great for seducing someone who you may or may not be in love with, but you totally want to bone. I think it is also a really great song to perform tortuously slow oral sex to.

A little something for my favorite Southern couple...

I LOVE the Dixie Chicks. Sue me. They have some wonderfully sweet, heart breaking songs, but this song just stuck with me after the first time I heard it. I have no idea whether it was written for a child or not, but I think it the right context it' just so romantic.

Lullaby by The Dixie Chicks YouTube Video

Couple: Jasper and Alice

Scenario: It's Friday Night. Alice has had a terrible week at work. All she wants to do is crawl in bed and go to sleep. But Jasper has better plans: a candle lit dinner on the back porch, some slow dancing under the stars and of course, some sweet sweet sexin'. Alice may want to strangle her clients, but she sure does love her man.

Recommendation: This song is just made for romancing. Share it with someone you want to cuddle up with and go down on.

Still Rockin' After All This Time...

In memory of the sweet angel Aaliyah, may she rest in peace, here is last week's selection. Sadly Aaliyah and members of her entourage died in a tragic plane crash returning from filming this final video. Aaliyah's career was in the middle of a very powerful upswing and its sad that she is no longer with us to share her music.

I had danced, made-out and boned to this song MANY times and you should too. ENJOY!!!

Rock the Boat by Aaliyah YouTube Video

Couple: Emmett and Rosalie

Scenario: It's Wednesday night, their wedding night. The young couple is enjoying the first evening of their honeymoon in a tropical paradise. The setting couldn't be more perfect and Rosalie knows there is no better man for her; for her heart and most definitely her body. Emmett made her his wife and like usual, he's making her come... over and over again.

Recommendation: This song is a "must-add" to every sexy time playlist. Find the right the person and gets to slow grinding.

DID I MENTION EN VOGUE IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER!?!?!! Original line up and everything.

I need to go to the club...

I have had this song in my head all week and I just had to use it. I haven't been out in MONTHS and I way overdue for a little booty shaking out with the girls. This song is just so fitting to the way I feel. ENJOY

Blame It by Jamie Foxx ft T-Pain YouTube Video

Couple: Bella and Alice ..... and Jasper

Scenario: It's Saturday night and the girls think its about time they picked up another lucky boy to bring home with them. The bar is full of hotties, but there's just something so sexy about the tall blond by the bar. The ladies are in for a treat. Jasper is more than capable of handling two girls at once and lucky for them, he's into brunettes.

Recommendation: Um... I can't really encourage threesomes cause most people can't actually handle them. But if you can, by all means DO IT!

UPDATE!!!!! I heard En Vogue is getting back together. YAY! Let's hope it happens. I need them in my life.

Can't get enough of you...

So this song is on my Breaking Dawn Playlist and I'm pretty sure I've listened to it on repeat on many separate occasions. Janet has so many songs that are worth boning to and I plan on working all of them in at some point. I just love this song so much I had to post it first. And my man may have gotten a little lapdance to this jam last week. Maybe....


When We Ooo by Janet Jackson YouTube Video

Couple: Nessie and Jake

Scenario: It's late Sunday night and Nessie can't sleep. Jake is out of town and the bed just seems so cold and lonely with out her man. But Nessie is hot and bothered, in desperate need of some release. Forget about the toys, she needs to use her hand. She needs the feeling of skin to skin as thinks of all the things Jake's body does to her when they are all alone.

Recommendation: If you aren't self-loving (at least every other day) get to it. It's a great stress reliever, even if your signif is around.

This one is for my girls whose men are overseas fighting the good fight. Keep your heads up ladies.

And Thanks to Love=Edward for suggesting a lil' Janet for this week.

You can get this lapdance, here for free...

I love En Vogue and this song is just so money. Every time I hear it I feel like I should just rub about against someone, preferably someone who is going to rub me back.

Givin' Him Something He Can Feel by En Vogue YouTube Video

Couple: Bella and Edward

Scenario: It's Friday night, date night. Bella's been taking pole dancing classes and she's finally gotten up the courage to show Edward all the naughty things she's learned. Sure she fell, twice, but that doesn't make her man want her any less. It's pretty obvious from the bulge in his pants.

Recommendation: A little stripping, a lap dance or even a pole routine never hurt anyone. get up your coordination and your courage and shake your stuff... slowly.


Let me just say how devastated I was when En Vogue broke up. Maybe they can get back together and Whitney can get off the pipe and I can be happy again. A girl can dream...

So there's this guy in my office I wanna bone..

Touch My Body by Mariah Carey YouTube Video

Couple: Jasper and Alice

Scenario: It’s Tuesday Night. The office is pretty empty. Alice has the IT guy Jasper cornered in the break room, again. Sure they’re violating about eight different bullet points in the employee handbook, but ever since Alice discovered this shy techno-geek was also very skillful with his tongue she just can’t seem to leave him alone. He doesn’t mind being used cause little does she know Jasper has all their little rendezvous on tape.

Recommendation: Proceed with caution when boning people you work with. I mean do it anyway, just proceed with caution.

Happy Sexin'!!!

Aggresive Make-up Sex is Awesome...

Smack My Bitch Up by The Prodigy YouTube Video

Couple: Emmett and Rosalie

Scenario: It’s Tuesday night and Rose is pissed. Things were said. Large items were thrown. Emmett knows she has every right to be angry with him. He should have called and let her know he was going to be late, AGAIN! But all he can think about is pulling her skirt up, bending her over the dinning room table and screwing the angry right out of her. Of course she'll let him.

Recommendation: Angry sex is some of the best sex there is. Pick a fight and get some.

Note: This video was banned on by Viacom for broadcasting on MTV and Vh1. Check it out. You'll see why.

TGIF!!!

Happy Friday! Here's last weeks song, for your screwing pleasure.

Arrive by Aloe Blacc YouTube Video

Couple: Jasper and Bella

Scenario: It's Thursday afternoon and Jasper comes home to find his roommate, Bella, has just gone through a horrible break up. He tries to comfort her, but hugging turns to kissing and kissing turns to something else entirely. Jasper’s not taking advantage, he just knows its time Bella knew what it feels like to be with a real man.

Recommendation: No matter the person’s true significance in your life, this song should be reserved for someone who you KNOW will give you that big O. Thanks to PippaPear for the song recommendation.

Can you say "DO ME"?

So in an effort to be as wonderfully awesome as my girl Bri/Anitaol, I've decided to create this little spot to archive our Perv Pack's Twilight inspired jams of the week. Here are the last few post, just to get you pervs caught up.

Time Flies by Lykke Li YouTube Video

Couple: Jake and Nessie

Scenario: It’s Saturday morning and it’s raining, like it had it been all night long. Boundaries have been crossed, limits tested. They’ve waited a long time. Finally Nessie decides to give herself to her boyfriend, her best friend. And just as she hoped, it was everything, better then she could have imagined. Slow and sensual and perfect.

Recommendation: However you make love, you should do it at least once to this song.

This song is a personal favorite of mine and I have been listening to it non-stop for the past couple week. Just thought I'd share.



Father Figure by George Michael YouTube Video

Couple: Edward and Bella

Scenario: It's Thursday Night and Bella's been bad, very, very bad. Edward thinks it's about time she was punished.

Recommendation:George Michael understands not to take the D/s relationship lightly and neither should you.


P.D.A (We Just Don't Care) by John Legend YouTube Video

Couple: Jasper and Alice

Scenario: It is most definitely Sunday afternoon. After a light picnic in the park and a couple hours of Jasper whispering sweet-nothings in his lady’s ear, Alice just can’t take it anymore. Screw waiting until they get home. Screw waiting until they get back to the car. Alice drags her man behind the boathouse for little Afternoon Delight, al fresco. She could give a crap if the guy manning the pontoon boats is staring or the two old ladies out for a scroll. She wants her man… NOW!

Recommendation: Avoided heavily wooded areas and gravel driveways. Other than that, GO FOR IT! Outdoor loving is so in this season.




Promise by Ciara YouTube Video

Couple: Emmett and Rosalie

Scenario: It’s Saturday night. The young twenty-something’s have just returned from a night out at the club. Having spent hours grinding up against each other, they ditched their friends to head back to Rose’s place to fuck each other's brains out. It’ll be hot, wet, hard and slow. Yeah Emmett’s a great lay, but it’s about something more. These two are really in love.

Recommendation: Reserve this for song for someone you are really into.