Monday, February 9, 2009

Can you say "DO ME"?

So in an effort to be as wonderfully awesome as my girl Bri/Anitaol, I've decided to create this little spot to archive our Perv Pack's Twilight inspired jams of the week. Here are the last few post, just to get you pervs caught up.

Time Flies by Lykke Li YouTube Video

Couple: Jake and Nessie

Scenario: It’s Saturday morning and it’s raining, like it had it been all night long. Boundaries have been crossed, limits tested. They’ve waited a long time. Finally Nessie decides to give herself to her boyfriend, her best friend. And just as she hoped, it was everything, better then she could have imagined. Slow and sensual and perfect.

Recommendation: However you make love, you should do it at least once to this song.

This song is a personal favorite of mine and I have been listening to it non-stop for the past couple week. Just thought I'd share.

Father Figure by George Michael YouTube Video

Couple: Edward and Bella

Scenario: It's Thursday Night and Bella's been bad, very, very bad. Edward thinks it's about time she was punished.

Recommendation:George Michael understands not to take the D/s relationship lightly and neither should you.

P.D.A (We Just Don't Care) by John Legend YouTube Video

Couple: Jasper and Alice

Scenario: It is most definitely Sunday afternoon. After a light picnic in the park and a couple hours of Jasper whispering sweet-nothings in his lady’s ear, Alice just can’t take it anymore. Screw waiting until they get home. Screw waiting until they get back to the car. Alice drags her man behind the boathouse for little Afternoon Delight, al fresco. She could give a crap if the guy manning the pontoon boats is staring or the two old ladies out for a scroll. She wants her man… NOW!

Recommendation: Avoided heavily wooded areas and gravel driveways. Other than that, GO FOR IT! Outdoor loving is so in this season.

Promise by Ciara YouTube Video

Couple: Emmett and Rosalie

Scenario: It’s Saturday night. The young twenty-something’s have just returned from a night out at the club. Having spent hours grinding up against each other, they ditched their friends to head back to Rose’s place to fuck each other's brains out. It’ll be hot, wet, hard and slow. Yeah Emmett’s a great lay, but it’s about something more. These two are really in love.

Recommendation: Reserve this for song for someone you are really into.


  1. :bows down to Bekah-Boo for indulging us with the sexiest jams to screw to:

    LMAO! Lovin' it, Boo! ;)