You know the answer...

I am not all that familiar with Floetry's whole catalog, but I love the hell out of this song. These two babes really know how to let it all out and then ask for more. ENJOY!!!!

Say Yes by Floetry YouTube Video

Couple: Edward and Bella

Scenario: It's Monday morning and Bella is not in her own bed. After a rare, but amazing Sunday Night, one night stand she needs to plan her escape. But when she's faced with the sleeping, red-headed, sex god with his arm linked around her waist she realizes that maybe instead of making a break for it, she should wake Edward up and take him for another slow, slow ride.

Recommendation: This song is great for seducing someone who you may or may not be in love with, but you totally want to bone. I think it is also a really great song to perform tortuously slow oral sex to.

A little something for my favorite Southern couple...

I LOVE the Dixie Chicks. Sue me. They have some wonderfully sweet, heart breaking songs, but this song just stuck with me after the first time I heard it. I have no idea whether it was written for a child or not, but I think it the right context it' just so romantic.

Lullaby by The Dixie Chicks YouTube Video

Couple: Jasper and Alice

Scenario: It's Friday Night. Alice has had a terrible week at work. All she wants to do is crawl in bed and go to sleep. But Jasper has better plans: a candle lit dinner on the back porch, some slow dancing under the stars and of course, some sweet sweet sexin'. Alice may want to strangle her clients, but she sure does love her man.

Recommendation: This song is just made for romancing. Share it with someone you want to cuddle up with and go down on.

Still Rockin' After All This Time...

In memory of the sweet angel Aaliyah, may she rest in peace, here is last week's selection. Sadly Aaliyah and members of her entourage died in a tragic plane crash returning from filming this final video. Aaliyah's career was in the middle of a very powerful upswing and its sad that she is no longer with us to share her music.

I had danced, made-out and boned to this song MANY times and you should too. ENJOY!!!

Rock the Boat by Aaliyah YouTube Video

Couple: Emmett and Rosalie

Scenario: It's Wednesday night, their wedding night. The young couple is enjoying the first evening of their honeymoon in a tropical paradise. The setting couldn't be more perfect and Rosalie knows there is no better man for her; for her heart and most definitely her body. Emmett made her his wife and like usual, he's making her come... over and over again.

Recommendation: This song is a "must-add" to every sexy time playlist. Find the right the person and gets to slow grinding.

DID I MENTION EN VOGUE IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER!?!?!! Original line up and everything.

I need to go to the club...

I have had this song in my head all week and I just had to use it. I haven't been out in MONTHS and I way overdue for a little booty shaking out with the girls. This song is just so fitting to the way I feel. ENJOY

Blame It by Jamie Foxx ft T-Pain YouTube Video

Couple: Bella and Alice ..... and Jasper

Scenario: It's Saturday night and the girls think its about time they picked up another lucky boy to bring home with them. The bar is full of hotties, but there's just something so sexy about the tall blond by the bar. The ladies are in for a treat. Jasper is more than capable of handling two girls at once and lucky for them, he's into brunettes.

Recommendation: Um... I can't really encourage threesomes cause most people can't actually handle them. But if you can, by all means DO IT!

UPDATE!!!!! I heard En Vogue is getting back together. YAY! Let's hope it happens. I need them in my life.

Can't get enough of you...

So this song is on my Breaking Dawn Playlist and I'm pretty sure I've listened to it on repeat on many separate occasions. Janet has so many songs that are worth boning to and I plan on working all of them in at some point. I just love this song so much I had to post it first. And my man may have gotten a little lapdance to this jam last week. Maybe....


When We Ooo by Janet Jackson YouTube Video

Couple: Nessie and Jake

Scenario: It's late Sunday night and Nessie can't sleep. Jake is out of town and the bed just seems so cold and lonely with out her man. But Nessie is hot and bothered, in desperate need of some release. Forget about the toys, she needs to use her hand. She needs the feeling of skin to skin as thinks of all the things Jake's body does to her when they are all alone.

Recommendation: If you aren't self-loving (at least every other day) get to it. It's a great stress reliever, even if your signif is around.

This one is for my girls whose men are overseas fighting the good fight. Keep your heads up ladies.

And Thanks to Love=Edward for suggesting a lil' Janet for this week.

You can get this lapdance, here for free...

I love En Vogue and this song is just so money. Every time I hear it I feel like I should just rub about against someone, preferably someone who is going to rub me back.

Givin' Him Something He Can Feel by En Vogue YouTube Video

Couple: Bella and Edward

Scenario: It's Friday night, date night. Bella's been taking pole dancing classes and she's finally gotten up the courage to show Edward all the naughty things she's learned. Sure she fell, twice, but that doesn't make her man want her any less. It's pretty obvious from the bulge in his pants.

Recommendation: A little stripping, a lap dance or even a pole routine never hurt anyone. get up your coordination and your courage and shake your stuff... slowly.


Let me just say how devastated I was when En Vogue broke up. Maybe they can get back together and Whitney can get off the pipe and I can be happy again. A girl can dream...

So there's this guy in my office I wanna bone..

Touch My Body by Mariah Carey YouTube Video

Couple: Jasper and Alice

Scenario: It’s Tuesday Night. The office is pretty empty. Alice has the IT guy Jasper cornered in the break room, again. Sure they’re violating about eight different bullet points in the employee handbook, but ever since Alice discovered this shy techno-geek was also very skillful with his tongue she just can’t seem to leave him alone. He doesn’t mind being used cause little does she know Jasper has all their little rendezvous on tape.

Recommendation: Proceed with caution when boning people you work with. I mean do it anyway, just proceed with caution.

Happy Sexin'!!!